May 2012
Have you seen my brother anywhere? I'm supposed to...
camiekahle:
lostwiginity:
He’s adopted.
avatarstateyipyip:
pizzaforpresident:
So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….
groovymuttations:
“it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational quotes on
smartpeopleonice:
those ships that follow you everywhere wherever you go and manifest themselves in all the music you listen to and movies/tv shows you watch and eventually you can’t even live a normal life because everywhere you look you see your ship looking back at you
smitty-werben-jager-man-jensen:
my weapon of choice for a zombie apocalypse is a sassy black girl because if her weave gets touched then all hell will break loose
gaykeeperofassguard:
valedecem:
...
“FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends...”
– No one, ever. (via christophernolanss)
Anonymous asked: I've been holding this in for such a long time..whenever you like my posts or reblog stuff that I did, I get butterflies. I wish we could for a secret tumblr-ship and have quirky inside jokes and have such a great time. Long story short..I love your blog and I think you're sheer perfection!
neat-girl:
why do i never get weird anonymous messages in which people profess their love for me
Do you ever have extensive daydreams in which you invent an entire alternate life/universe for yourself?
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That moment when you're playing hide and seek and...
lolsofunny:
(via wtfsofunny)
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saddeer:
I’m possessive over someone I don’t even have
my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment
romanorgasm:
if my otp ever becomes canon
captainrenner:
RENNER SPELLED BACKWARDS IS STILL RENNER
funeralfrost:
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
My Dad: If Tim Burton directed The Hunger Games he would cast Johnny Depp as Katniss.
the avengers?
senor-cactuar:
how about the international justice league of super acquaintances
Trying to explain things seriously with majestic...
sodamnrelatable:
via sodamnrelatable
himapapaftw:
people who think a zombie apocalypse would be cool
lokii-d:
iamladyloki:
slumberblues:
...
astroize:
every blog is slowly becoming an avenger blog
chroniclesofpanem:
someone should ask siri who finnick will be.
also the magic conch.
colfershands:
Ryan Murphy sits at his desk, setting down his phone after successfully negotiating Glee’s move to HBO. He smiles, pressing his fingertips together as he surveys his anxious writing team.
“Release the gay.”
That awkward moment when you're singing your song...
chaystar:
Then you try to record your voice and it turned out you sound like a dying duck…
Person: Theatre is stupid
Person: Musicals are gay
Me:
Person:
Me:
Police: So can you tell me what happened?
Me: He ran into my knife.
Me: He ran into my knife ten times.
