February 2012
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dudewheresmytardis: there’s a special place in hell for people who stop and socialize in the middle of the hallway.
Feb 29th
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I hate it when teachers say "from all this...
mariahairam: 1knotes-humor-blog damnthatswhatshesaid BITCH, SHUT UP. From all of this complaining, I assume you’re still single. Follow Damn! That’s What She Said! for more! Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
Feb 29th
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How people use their fans →
funniest10k: Rich People Poor people Idiots Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
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RIP Tumblr Dashboard Icons 2007-2012
Feb 29th
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I like how everyone complains when something new...
and I think Karp is sitting in front of his computer, clicks on Save changes and whispers:
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
Feb 29th
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People should listen to Harry more often.
Harry: Someone's going to steal the Sorcerer's Stone.
Teachers: LOL, kids these days!
Harry: There's a voice saying it's wants to kill...
Hermione: Hearing voices isn't normal.
Harry: Sirius Black is innocent.
Ministry of Magic: LOL, NO.
Harry: I didn't put my name in the Goblet of Fire.
Everyone: Yes you did.
Harry: Voldemort's returned.
Ministry of Magic: You just want attention.
Harry: Draco Malfoy is a Death Eater.
Everyone: Cool story, bro.
Harry: The Deathly Hallows are real.
Hermoine: that's stupid.
Feb 29th
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Feb 28th
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When someone stares at me, I stare back into their...
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jasonfreese: does anyone else have inside jokes with themselves because i know i do
Feb 28th
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meatmodel: my talents include bullshitting essays at 12am
Feb 28th
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Song about love: Thinking of my otp
Song about loss: Thinking of my otp
Song that does not fit my otp at all: Imagines AU to fit song and otp
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domsyellowpants: africans: everyone i follow is a girl until i find out they’re a boy Is it bad that this is 100% true for me?
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Feb 27th
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2013 Oscar Predictions:
Best Movie: The Hunger Games
Best Actor: Josh Hutcherson - The Hunger Games
Best Actress: Jennifer Lawrence - The Hunger Games
Best Adapted Screenplay: The Hunger Games
Best Director: Gary Ross - The Hunger Games
Best Supporting Actor: Woody Harrelson - The Hunger Games
Best Supporting Actress: Amandla Stenberg - The Hunger Games
Best Cinematography: The Hunger Games
Best Art Direction: The Hunger Games
Best Costume Designs: The Hunger Games
Best Film Editing: The Hunger Games
Best Makeup: The Hunger Games
Best Original Score: The Hunger Games
Best Original Song: The Hunger Games
Best Sound Editing: The Hunger Games
Best Sound Mixing: The Hunger Games
Best Visual Effects: The Hunger Games
Feb 27th
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drarrysexual: because of tumblr i have otp’s in shows i don’t even watch
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Feb 27th
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E! on the red carpet: OMG I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOUR DRESS I LOVE YOUR LOOK YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL CAN WE BE BEST FRIENDS?
E! on Fashion Police: DAT BITCH GOT NO CLASS UGH HER DRESS WAS DISGUSTING WHY THE FUCK WOULD SHE WEAR THAT GURL GOTTA GET LESSONS ON HOW TO DRESS SHE'S THE WORST
Feb 27th
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ryan seacrest: who are you wearing?
me: this is a raven baxter original.
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Walking with Friends
Expectations: Reality: Need a laugh? Click here!
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Darren: Guys, I'm gonna be on Glee.
The Starkids: That's awesome, man! We're happy for you!
Darren: Guys, I'm gonna be on Broadway.
The Starkids: Wow, dude, are you serious? That's great! We're very happy for you!
Darren: Guys, I'm gonna sing with Kermit the Frog.
The Starkids: WHAT?!??!? WHY?!?!?!?! HOW DID YOU GET SO LUCKY??? FOR MY LIFE, DARREN! YOU ARE ONE LUCKY BASTARD, WE CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT YOU RIGHT NOW. JUST... JUST LEAVE!!!!!!!
Feb 27th
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teacher: you, pass out these papers
me: okay
class:
me:
class:
me:
class:
me: who are you people
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Feb 26th
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me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
Feb 26th
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“Why is it,” he asked, speaking slowly as he organized his thoughts, “that no one...”
– “What Eragon Movie?” Explained. (via charlieswansmoustache)
Feb 26th
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most-awkward-moments: now that i think about it how the hell does phineas put his shirt on I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.
Feb 26th
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Walking out of a store after not buying anything...
most-awkward-moments:
Feb 26th
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operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
Feb 26th
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That awkward moment when people stare at you when... →
catspijamas: Bitch,am I that hot?
Feb 26th
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Upload the wrong Picture :
heyfunniest: Need to laugh? This blog is perfect for you!!
Feb 26th
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All of us are the perverts our parents warned us...
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Feb 26th
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